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Smiths in the Phonebook
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.
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Smoking
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Sub
Q: What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
A: A submarine!
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Terrorist Midwife
Q: What is the difference between a midwife and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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The Grip
Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip!!!!!
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The Irish
Q. What do you call two irish homosexuals
A. Gerald Fitz-patrick and Patrick Fitz-gerald
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The Leper and the Hooker
Q. What did the Leper say to the Hooker?
A. Keep the tip
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The Ultimate Rejection
Q: What is the ultimate rejection ?
A: Your hand falls asleep while masterbating.
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Titantic Coffee
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
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Titantic Lettuce
Q: What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A: Iceberg.
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Tornadoes
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
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Toy Box Drama
Q: Why did they kick raggedy ann out of the toy box?
A: Because she was always sitting on pinnochio's face saying "lie to me, lie to me."
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What's in the Underpants?
Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
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What's the Score?
Q. What do Michael Jackson and the Yankees have in common??
A. They both need a twelve year old boy to score!
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Which Position?
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
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Why Name It?
Q: Why do men always give their penis a name?
A: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
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Wife and TV
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a tv, and a mistress and tv with cable?
A: The first one is both are at home and free, the second one is also both at home but with a FEE.
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Winnie's Mom
Q. What does Winnie the Poo call his mother?
A. PooNannie
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Woman Like a Condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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