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Ocean Bottom Twitch
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
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Old Women
Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't?
A: A bellybutton!
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Only One?
Q: What do you call a guy with one testicle?
A: The una baller
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Ooooooh Aaaaaaah
Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
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Oral or Anal?
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Parked Cars
Q: Why Do Bulldogs Have Flat Faces?
A: Because The Keep On Chasing PARKED CARS!!
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Parsley
Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
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Peaceful Death
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather did ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Peeping Tom
Q: What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber?
A: A robber snatches watches.
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Perfect Wife
No.1 said "I have the perfect wife. She is an Angel"
No.2 replied, "How lucky for you. Mines still alive."
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Pick Pocket
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.
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Pizza Delivery Man
Q: What do the gynecologist and the Pizza delivery man have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.
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Porquipines
Q: How is a Porquipine different from a BMW?
A: A Porqupine has the pricks on the outside.
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Protection!
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me I'm going in!
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Protoscope
Q: What's a protoscope?
A: A long tube with an asshole at either end.
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Rambo at Christmas
Q: What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with Rambo?
A: You get a Gung-Ho Ho-Ho that, if your naughty, will be after your ass-Ho.
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Rooster and Chicken
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken!
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Sandwich
Q. What's red and white and red and white and hard to swallow?
A. A fire engine sandwich.
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Satanist
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa
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Scared 6
Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9. !!!!!!!!!!
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Sitting Eskimos
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
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Skeleton Crossed the Road
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts!!!
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Skeleton Crossed the Road
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts!!!
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Skin Problems
Q: What do you call a pig with skin problems?
A: A warthog
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Smiling Clown
Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: Hit him in the face with an axe.
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