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Hormone - Enzyme
Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
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Hot Tub Chicken
Q:What's a chicken in a hot tub?
A:Soup
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Impotent Loser
Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser?
A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up.
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IRS ... Leach?
Q: What's the difference between a leach and the IRS?
A: The leach will leave you alone when you die!!!
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It's Your Right!
Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms!
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Jenny Craig and Mary Kay
Q: Why can't lestians be on a diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: They can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
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Kilts
Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Left Arm and Leg
Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A: He's all right now.
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Lesbian Dinosaur
Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. Lickalotapuss
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Lesbian Fingers
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well hung!
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Lesbian Ice Cream
Q: What do you get when you mix lesbians and ice cream?
A: A Klondike Bar!
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Lesbian Ritz
Q: What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
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Lesbian Vampires
Q: What did one vampire lesbian say the the other?
A: See you next month.
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Liquor Cabinet
Q. What do you call 20 lesbians in a closet?
A. A licker cabnet.
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Lost Tail
Q: Where does the cat go when it looses it's tale?
A: The retail store.
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Mad Condom
Q Why did the condom fly across the room?
A It got pissed off!!!
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Midget Faggot
Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.
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Midget in Nudist Colony
Q: Why did they kick the midget out of the nudist colony?
A: He kept sticking his nose in everyone else's business!
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Mixed Emotions
Q: Do you know what the height of mixed emotions is?
A: Watching your mother-in- law go over a cliff in your brand-new Mercedes.
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MJ Grocery Bag
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....The other is used to carry groceries.
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Mr. Popular
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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Mrs. Popular
Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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Ms. Piggy
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Cuz every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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Navy Ships
Q: Why do navy ships have marines on them?
A: Sheep would be to obvious.
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Non-Returning Boomerang
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
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