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Confused Idiot
Question: How do you confuse an idiot?
Answer: 26
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Crazy People in the Forest
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
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Crazy People in the Forest
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
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Crush, Lust, or Love
Q: Whats the difference between a crush, lust, and love?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling!
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Crush, Lust, or Love
Q: Whats the difference between a crush, lust, and love?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling!
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D.N.A.
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
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D.N.A.
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
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Dancing Tissue
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
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Dancing Tissue
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
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Duct Tape
Q: Why is duct tape like "The Force"? A: Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
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Eat That?
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit??
A: "Are you gonna eat that??"
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Electric Trains
Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
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Elephant Man
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing?
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Fish
Q: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
A: Dam
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Floppy
Q: What is the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A woman wont take a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
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Frosty
Q: Why did Frosty the snow man pull down his pants?
A: He saw the snow blower coming!
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Gay Dinosaur
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Megasoreass
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Gay Frogs
Q: What did one gay frog say to the other?
A: Rub-it Rub-it
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Gay Sperm
Q-What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A-How are we suposed to find an egg in all of this shit?
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Good Idea
What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision?
"Good-eye deer"
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Gorilla Nostrils
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
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Guys Hanging
Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a wall by a window?
A: Kurt and Rod
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Happy Pit
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit-bull
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Here Boy
Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
A. Sparky!
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Hormone
Q. How do you make a hormone???
A. Cut her tits off.
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