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Bill Gates
Q:what is the difference between Bill Gates and a viberator?
A:a viberator is an artificial dick!
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Blind Guy
Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Blind Guy
Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Blind Skydiver
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Blind Skydiver
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Boiled Egg
Q. What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?
A. I just got laid and now I'm getting hard!?!?
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Boiled Egg
Q. What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?
A. I just got laid and now I'm getting hard!?!?
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Broken Washing Machine
Q: What do you do if the washing machine breaks down
A: Slap the bitch
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Broken Washing Machine
Q: What do you do if the washing machine breaks down
A: Slap the bitch
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Cake
Q: Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman from wanting sex?
A: Its' called "Wedding Cake"
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Cake
Q: Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman from wanting sex?
A: Its' called "Wedding Cake"
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Calling Prisoners
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
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Calling Prisoners
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
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Cheap Nuts
Q: Whats cheaper Deernuts or Peanuts?
A: Deernuts cause they're under a buck.
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Cheap Nuts
Q: Whats cheaper Deernuts or Peanuts?
A: Deernuts cause they're under a buck.
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Cheese
Q. What do you call cheese thats not yours?
A. notcho(not your) cheese
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Cheese
Q. What do you call cheese thats not yours?
A. notcho(not your) cheese
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Circumcise
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Circumcise
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Circumcise or Divorce?
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
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Circumcise or Divorce?
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
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Condom Coffin
Q: What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
A: They both hold stiffs, but one's coming and one's going!
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Condom Coffin
Q: What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
A: They both hold stiffs, but one's coming and one's going!
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Confused Archeologist
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Confused Archeologist
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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