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4 Potatoes
Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A: The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
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1-Legged Dog
Q: What do you call a one legged dog?
A: It dont matter he wont come anyway.
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1-Legged Dog
Q: What do you call a one legged dog?
A: It dont matter he wont come anyway.
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128 Legs
Q: What has 128 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row in a BSB concert.
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128 Legs
Q: What has 128 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row in a BSB concert.
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3 Teeth
Q: What has three teeth and sixty feet?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
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4 Potatoes
Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A: The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
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A Classic
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
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A Classic
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
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A Good Year
Do you know the difference between a good year and 365 used condoms?
Answer: A fucking good year!!!!!
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A Good Year
Do you know the difference between a good year and 365 used condoms?
Answer: A fucking good year!!!!!
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Aboriginie
Q. What does an aboriginie call a sheet of corigated iron?
A. A doona!
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Aboriginie
Q. What does an aboriginie call a sheet of corigated iron?
A. A doona!
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Anorexic
Q. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A. Quarter-pounder with cheese
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Anorexic
Q. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A. Quarter-pounder with cheese
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Arkansas High Schools
Q: Why can't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in Arkansas high schools?
A: It's too hard on the mule!
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Arkansas High Schools
Q: Why can't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in Arkansas high schools?
A: It's too hard on the mule!
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Bad Idea
Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: "No-eye deer"
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Bad Idea
Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: "No-eye deer"
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Banana Vibrator
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
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Banana Vibrator
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
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Bank
Q. What do you call a sperm bank inside of a castle?
A. Kingdom Cum
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Bank
Q. What do you call a sperm bank inside of a castle?
A. Kingdom Cum
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Beer Belly Defined
Beer Belly - A gas tank for a sex machine.
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Bill Gates
Q:what is the difference between Bill Gates and a viberator?
A:a viberator is an artificial dick!
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