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What is the difference between
What is the difference between a female lawer and a bulldog?
Lipstick!!!!
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what is the difference between
what is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a scum sucking bottom dewler and the other is a fish.
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What's black and brown
What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?
A doberman pinscher.
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What's the bad thing about...
Q: What's the bad thing about 5 lawyers in a cattalac driving off a cliff
A: A cattalac seats SIX!
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What's the difference
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why does California have the
Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
New Jersey got first pick.
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Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
...Professional courtesy..
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Why is a lawyer worse than
Why is a lawyer worse than a tapeworm?
because a lawyer continues sucking you even when you are dead!
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You Need A New Lawyer When..
1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
6. He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."
7. A prison guard is shaving your head.
8. Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.
9. He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.
10. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
11. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
12. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.
13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"
14. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
15. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25 PM."
16. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
17. He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs."
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Your attorney and your
Your attorney and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them.
Do you: (1) have lunch?, or (2) go to a movie?
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