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You Know Your Ugly When . . .
You know your ugly when . . .
Your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.
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You Might Be a Politician
"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."
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Your Leading a Sad Life When . . .
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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Your Proctologist Called
"Your proctologist called . They just found your head!"
(Added: Sun Feb 02 2003 Hits: 4 Rating: 4.00 Votes: 6) Rate It
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